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San Pedro

San Pedro: Ikaw, ano kasalanan mo?

Juan: Killer po.

San Pedro: Hala, impeyerno ka! O ikaw ano kasalanan mo?

Berto: Magnanakaw po.

San Pedro: Ay sus, imperyerno ka rin. O, ikaw naman iha, ano kasalanan mo?

Babae: Pokpok po.

San Pedro: O sige, dun ka sa kuwarto ko!




On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they

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Ano apilyedo mo

Si sister nagtanong sa isang sakristan pagkatapus ng misa… Sister: Iho, ano nga yung apilyedo mo? Sakristan: Sekrreeeyt! Joke. Yung clue po ay lagi nyo

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