Boy: Girl, baka naman my free time ka dyan, samahan mo naman ako.
Boy: Sa psychologist.
Girl: Hah, bakit?
Boy: Sabi daw kasi ng psychologist isama ko daw ang taong kinababaliwan ko!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!