Sa isang barko…
Kapitan: Lulubog ang barko! Sino sa inyo ang marunong mag rosaryo?
Juan: Ako ho kap.
Kapitan: Sige Juan simulan mo na. Kasi kulang ng isang salbabida!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!