An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride…
Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance.
Bride: Honey, you can just pray for endurance and I’ll take care of the guidance.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!