Jesus: Ikaw Pedro, itatatwa mo ako ng tatlong beses pagkatapus tumilaok ng manok.
At ikaw naman Hudas…
Hoy Hudas, makinig ka!
Wag kang basa ng basa ng jokes dyan!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!