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Pagluluto Tenses

Titser: Class ano ang present tense ng luto?

Student: Ako po mam. Hmmm, nagluluto po.

Tister: Correct! Eh, yung past tense naman?

Student: Nagluto po mam.

Titser: Tama! Eh yung future tense!

Student: Mam, kainan na po mam, kainan na!




On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they

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Ano apilyedo mo

Si sister nagtanong sa isang sakristan pagkatapus ng misa… Sister: Iho, ano nga yung apilyedo mo? Sakristan: Sekrreeeyt! Joke. Yung clue po ay lagi nyo

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