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Paano mo sasabihin?

Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong babae na mukha syang lalaki na di sya maiimbyerna sayo…?

“Oy, friend and ganda mo naman. Alam mo, kamukha mo yung daddy mo!” 

Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na ayaw mo na syang kausap na di sya magtatampo…?

“Brad, alis na ako. Text text na lang!” 

Paano mo sasabihin sa classmate mo na bungi-bungi ang ngipin nya na di ka nya susuntukin…

Classmate, astig yung ngipin mo. Parang exam lang natin – one seat apart!

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