A disgruntled guest entered into a restaurant and ordered…

Guest: I’d like scrambled egg with egg white still slimy. With corn flakes so stale you can actually bend them.

Waiter: (Surprised) Umm, you sure sir you want such order?

Guest: Oh yeah! And please, I like grilled bacon all greased-up and toast that looks like burnt brick, braised with rock-hard butter. And to wash it all up, I want a pale watery coffee!

Waiter: Yes sir. But it might be a little too impossible to come up with your menu.

Guest: What? How hard can it be when yesterday it’s the same menu you served me!