A disgruntled guest entered into a restaurant and ordered…
Guest: I’d like scrambled egg with egg white still slimy. With corn flakes so stale you can actually bend them.
Waiter: (Surprised) Umm, you sure sir you want such order?
Guest: Oh yeah! And please, I like grilled bacon all greased-up and toast that looks like burnt brick, braised with rock-hard butter. And to wash it all up, I want a pale watery coffee!
Waiter: Yes sir. But it might be a little too impossible to come up with your menu.
Guest: What? How hard can it be when yesterday it’s the same menu you served me!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!