
Top 15 Quick Jokes – Volume 1
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the
Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick.
Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet.
Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something.
Next school day, the principle called the girls attention and brought them inside the toilet.
Principal: You see girls, don’t you have anything better to do? Look at those spotless mirrors that the janitor took so much effort to clean only to get smooched to a mess by you again.
The principal told the janitor to come in and show the girls how the mirrors are cleaned. The janitor took a very soiled sponge soaks it in a toilet bowl and started wiping the mirrors.
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