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On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick.

Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet.

Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something.

Next school day, the principle called the girls attention and brought them inside the toilet.

Principal: You see girls, don’t you have anything better to do? Look at those spotless mirrors that the janitor took so much effort to clean only to get smooched to a mess by you again.

The principal told the janitor to come in and show the girls how the mirrors are cleaned. The janitor took a very soiled sponge soaks it in a toilet bowl and started wiping the mirrors.




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