Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick.
Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet.
Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something.
Next school day, the principle called the girls attention and brought them inside the toilet.
Principal: You see girls, don’t you have anything better to do? Look at those spotless mirrors that the janitor took so much effort to clean only to get smooched to a mess by you again.
The principal told the janitor to come in and show the girls how the mirrors are cleaned. The janitor took a very soiled sponge soaks it in a toilet bowl and started wiping the mirrors.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!