A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died.
Autopsy report: Cause of death, Expire Milk with Melamine Substance.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!