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Nuts about Peanuts

Peter, a young office worker, was seated beside Paul an old office worker about to retire few months from now.

Peter noticed Paul putting peanuts in a glass jar after every break time. After a couple of weeks, the jar is almost full of peanuts. So Peter decided to sneak into the peanuts while Paul is away. Being nuts about peanuts, he decided to ate all the peanuts up and it tasted so forbiddingly delicious!

When Paul came back, Peter tried to explain, “Hey Paul, I’m really sorry,” apologized Peter, “I couldn’t help but eat all your peanuts. I’m a big fan of peanuts, you know!”

“Oh it’s ok Peter,” answered Paul, “you know, I have all my teeth fell away with age. So, I just let M&M’s melt in my mouth and let the peanuts sit in the jar!”

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