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Mister And Misis VS Collector

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang
ipagsabi. Nahihiya ako…

Mister: Okey.

Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco…

Collector: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.

Misis: Ha?! Bakit mo alam?

Collector: Nasa record po.

Mister: Bakit Naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?

Collector: Kung gusto nyo pong mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!

Mister: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?

Collector: Puputulan kayo!

Mister: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?

Collector: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila.

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