Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
Mga uri ng gatas ng babae…
Dalagita: Fresh Milk
Dalaga: Pasturized
Bagong kasal: Skimmed Milk
Matagal ng kasal: Yogurt
Matandang dalaga: Taho
Lola: Tokwa!Â
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Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!