
On the mirror
Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they
Binisita ni Father Ed and kumbento ng mga madre. Nagulat sya at palihim na pumapasok-palabas ang mga madre sa isang tagong kuwarto.
Kaya nung gumabi, kumuha sya ng flashlight as palihim din na pumasok sa kuwarto. Nagulat sya sa dami ng mga istatwang nakahubad. Maya-maya nakarinig sya ng mga yabag. May dalawang magaganda’t batang mga madre ang pumasok sa kuwarto.
Wala na syang mapag taguan, kaya naghubad na rin sya kasama ang mga istatwa.
Sister Rose: Oy, sister, look. May bagong istatwa dito. Sino kaya yan?
Sister Mary: Oo nga noh? At may hawak pa na ilaw. Ay, alam ko na, parang Statue of Liberty yan!
Sister Rose: Ang ganda ng istatwa, parang buhay na buhay.
Kaya salit-salitan nilang hinimas-himas ang istatwa. At si Father Ed, di maiwasang ma-excite.
Sister Mary: Ay, sister! May lumalabas na gatas sa estatwa.
Sister Rose: Sister Mary, it’s a miracle! The Statue of Liberty is giving us Liberty Condensed Milk!
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