Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
A nurse came to visit his mental patients.
P1: (Nagbabasa ng encyclopedia)
Nurse: Wow! Improving ka! That’s good!
P2: (Nagbabasa ng dictionary)
Nurse: Cool! Pagpatuloy mo lang yan.
P3: (Nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open) “…ako ang ilaw!”
Nurse: Hoy! Bumaba ka nga dyan, wala ka pa rin pagbabago.
(Bumaba si P3 at naupo.)
P1 & P2: Ay, brown-out!
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Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
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