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Mga baliw gusto tumakas

Dalawang baliw gustong tumakas ng mental hospital.

Ding: Alam ko n gagawin pra mkatakas tayo.

Dong: Pano? E naka pudlock yung gate.

Ding: Yun na nga e. Sisirain natin, kapag na sira na makakatakas na tayo.

Dong: Oo nga galing mo talaga! Tara na!

Ding: Brad malas!

Dong: O, bakit?

Ding: Hindi naka lock yung padlock. Di natin masisira, di tayo makakatakas!

Dong: Ang tanga nito, eh di i-lock natin para pwede nating sirain.

Baliw!

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