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Meron ako, meron!

Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po!

Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha ha!

Sexy: Wag po, aaayyy!

Rapist: Pwe! Meron ka nga. Meron kang itlog na malalaki. Bakla!




Hard forever

A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young

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Ayaw na

Napapansin ni Mags na ayaw nang makipag sex sa kanya ng kanyang mister na si Migs. Ka humingi sya ng tulong sa kanyang bestfriend… Tsang:

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Dirty old man jerking

A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there

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