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Meron ako, meron!

Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po!

Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha ha!

Sexy: Wag po, aaayyy!

Rapist: Pwe! Meron ka nga. Meron kang itlog na malalaki. Bakla!

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