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May Taning

Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.

Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?

Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.

Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n?

Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!

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