Girl: Labs, unsa diay imong midol (middle) name?
Boy: Unsay midol name ba?! Buloka pud nimo uy. Mag buwag ta! Ambi ang tanan nakong gamit apil ang akong wilding ring!
Girl: Unsha? Wilding ring? Utro pud kang bulok. Magbuwag ta!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!