Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
A woman has always the last word in every argument…
Anything a man says after that…
Is a beginning of a new argument!
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Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!