Juan: Anak ng…pambihirang ibon at iniputan ako!
Pedro: Teka, sandali kukuha ako ng tissue.
Juan: Ano ka ba. Wag na, paanu mo pa mapupunasan eh nakalipad na!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!