Hard forever
A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
Isang lalaking mahilig sa sex, nagyaya ng quickie sa isang babae sa park…
Lalake: Ano miss isang libo para sa quickie?
Babae: Ah, ok. Sige. Pero bilisan mo lang ha, promise?
Lalake: Ako bahala, bibilisan ko. Ilatag ko isang libo sa sahig, habang pinupulot mo babanatan kita. Kaya pagkatayo mo, tapus na ako.
Babae: Sige, pero tatawagan ko muna boyfriend ko kung papayag sya.
Lalake: Hala sige, bilis! (Kating-kati na).
Tinawagan ni girl si boyfriend…
Boyfriend: Sige, payag ako. Pero bilisan mo yung pagpulot ha, para walang mangyari inyo. He he he
Pagkatapus ng 10 minutes. Tumawag si boyfriend…
Boyfriend: O, ano na. Nakuha mo na yung pera?
Babae: Hindi pa eh. Ohh, ah aaah!
Boyfriend: Ha, bakit?!
Babae: Isang libong tig-pipiso yung nilatag sa sahig ng buwesit na toh! Ahh ohh ah…
Boyfriend: Nalintikan na talaga!
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