Meanwhile, in the Malacañang Palace…
Priest: Next Sunday, I will preach about the sin of lying. For you to understand more about it, I want you to read Mark Chapter 17.
Priest: How many of you read about Mark Chapter 17?
Only GMA’s hand raise up!
Priest: Well, Mark has only 16 Chapters. I will now proceed to preaching about the sin of lying.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!