Wife: Oh, yeah hoooonnn, ahhh ang sarap. Ilipan mo na naman sa clitoris kohhh!
Husband: Ah, teka teka! Ano ba tong dinidilaan ko?
Wife: Almoranas ko yan love!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!