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Ilang Beses

Judge: Miss ilang beses ka ba nirape nitong akusado?

Rape Victim:
Tatlong beses po!

Rapist:
Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang.

Rape Victim:
Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako?

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