Pasyente: Doc, ok ba service ng hospital na to?
Doc: Aba syempre, oo naman!
Pasyente: Ano guarantee ko?
Doc: Guarantee namin. Ibabalik namin sakit mo pag di ka nasatisfy.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!