A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays…

Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise.

Young Man: Awesome!

Gay Leader: In here, we have a magic pond that gives your wish whatever you wanted to. Just face your reflection in the water and spell your wish.

The young man dashed to the pond and immediately mumbled his wish…

Young Man: I want to be as hard as I can forever and I wanted all the asses in the whole paradise!”

Splook!

A storm of fairy dust and smoke enclosed the young man. And when it subsided – lo and behold – a hard and white ceramic toilet bowl sits beside the pond!