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Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan
Tol 1: O tol, tamlay ah. Kumusta lovelife mo?
Tol 2: Hay, ito parang girlfriend mo.
Tol 1: Hah, parang girlfriend ko!? Bakit.
Tol 1: Hindi maganda.
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