Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo.
Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo.
Juan: Duh! Bakit ano ba ngayon sir yung giyera – lips to lips!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!