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Gustong mag sundalo

Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo.

Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo.

Juan: Duh! Bakit ano ba ngayon sir yung giyera – lips to lips!

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