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One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be
Mike Arroyo: Glo, sakaling di ako makaligtas sa gagawing heart bypass surgery sa akin at pag namatay ako gusto ko sana makatabi ko sa libing sina Erap at Jingoy.
Gloria Arroyo: Hon, di ba kagalit natin yang mga yan. Bakit gusto mo silang makatabi?
Mike Arroryo: Eh kasi, gusto kong mamatay na kagaya ni Jesu Kristo – nasa gitna ng dalawang magnanakaw!
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