Tatay: Anak hali ka! Ano itong F sa grades mo, ha!
Anak: Ah, yan ba tay. Fasado po ibig sabihin nyan!
Tatay: Ah, akala ko Ferfect!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!