Doctor: Mister at misis, meron akong good news at bad news sa inyo.
Misis: Ano pong good news doc?
Doctor: Misis, buntis ka.
Mister: Eh, ano naman po yung bad news doc?
Doctor: Mister, baog ka!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!