Very late one night a robber jumped into a man walking on the sidewalk and stick a gun into his rib…
Robber: Give me your money, or else!
Man: Hey, you can’t do this to me. You know, I’m a member of the congress.
Robber: Well then, in that case — give me my money instead!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!