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Give me your money

Very late one night a robber jumped into a man walking on the sidewalk and stick a gun into his rib…

Robber: Give me your money, or else!

Man: Hey, you can’t do this to me. You know, I’m a member of the congress.

Robber: Well then, in that case — give me my money instead!

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