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George Washington

Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hands, mam!




On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they

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Ano apilyedo mo

Si sister nagtanong sa isang sakristan pagkatapus ng misa… Sister: Iho, ano nga yung apilyedo mo? Sakristan: Sekrreeeyt! Joke. Yung clue po ay lagi nyo

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When you sleep at 4am, is it going too bed to early or too late?


Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!