
Hard forever
A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
Baby: Nay, makikipag jamming lang ako sa mga ka-berks ko.
Nanay: Ay naku, tumigil ka at gabi na. Baka ma-rape ka dyan.
Baby: Wag kang mag-alala nay, gawa sa matibay na lata yung panty ko.
Nanay: Sya sya. Hala sige, mag ingat ka!
Few moments later…
Baby: Hu hu hu! Nay, na-rape ako.
Nanay: Paano? Eh, kala ko ba gawa sa lata yung panty mo.
Baby: May dala po silang can opener, Nay!
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