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Gawa Sa Lata

Baby: Nay, makikipag jamming lang ako sa mga ka-berks ko.

Nanay: Ay naku, tumigil ka at gabi na. Baka ma-rape ka dyan.

Baby: Wag kang mag-alala nay, gawa sa matibay na lata yung panty ko.

Nanay: Sya sya. Hala sige, mag ingat ka!

Few moments later…

Baby: Hu hu hu! Nay, na-rape ako.

Nanay: Paano? Eh, kala ko ba gawa sa lata yung panty mo.

Baby: May dala po silang can opener, Nay!

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