Sa isang class room…
Teacher: Class, lahat tayo nagmula kay Adan saka kay Eba.
Pedro: Mam, hindi totoo yan. Sabi ng nanay at tatay ko mula daw tayo sa unggoy!
Teacher: Iho, hindi natin dito pinag uusapan ang pamilya mo!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!