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Why 99% of girls?

Why 99% of girls have bigger left breast?   Because 99% of boys are right handed.  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on

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Kindergarten

In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked… Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 20? Teacher: Yes! Girl:

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What’s the difference?

A koleheyala was interviewed… Question: What’s the difference between a penis and a kamote? Koleheyala: Yak naman, ats if! Hello! I don’t eat kamote noh!

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A jealous boy

A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother. So, one day he put poison into his mother’s nipples while she was sleeping. The

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Love yourself

One day, I was walking inside the mall. Then I saw a superbly handsome guy. I wonder “ba’t di sya nag artista?” So, nilapitan ko

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