Pedro: Hayop ka! ginawa mo ko tauhan sa sakahan. Pero sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?!
Juan: Inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo!
Pedro: Animal you! Make me manman in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die, who will eat my family, you?
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!