A couple riding in a three-sitter bus…
Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me.
Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there will always be perverts in every places.
Wife: But hon I can’t, he’s using my hand!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!