Top 15 Quick Jokes – Volume 1
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the
One night, in a cottage along the woods, a fairy visited an elderly couple in their 60’s.
Fairy: Oh, hello lovely couple. One fairy fateful night. One wish for each you!
Wife: Oh, dear lovely fairy I wish a romantic diner date with my husband on a Caribbean Cruise Ship.
The fairy raised her wand on the wife’s lap. Poof! Two all-expense paid round trip tickets appeared in the her lap.
But the husband retorted with his wish…
Husband: Well, sorry my dear, I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
Fairy: Your wish is my fairy dust!
The fairy spins her magical wand. And after the fairy dust subsided.
Lo, and behold the husband turned 93 years old.
Wish granted!
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