Flight Stewardess Announcing…
Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa
bundok na walang paliparan.
Stewardess: In this case of Emergency, Please don’t panic Ladies and Gentlemen. Parachutes will be provided on the crash-site and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat po!
Stewardess: Sa ngalan ng Philippine Airlines, ng Ama at ng Spiritu Santo. Amen! Happy crash-landing everyooooone!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!