Nuts about Peanuts
Peter, a young office worker, was seated beside Paul an old office worker about to retire few months from now. Peter noticed Paul putting peanuts
Flight Stewardess Announcing…
Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa
bundok na walang paliparan.
Passengers: Waaaaah!
Stewardess: In this case of Emergency, Please don’t panic Ladies and Gentlemen. Parachutes will be provided on the crash-site and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat po!
Passengers: Waaaaah!
Stewardess: Sa ngalan ng Philippine Airlines, ng Ama at ng Spiritu Santo. Amen! Happy crash-landing everyooooone!
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