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Crash landing

Flight Stewardess Announcing…

Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa
bundok na walang paliparan.

Passengers: Waaaaah!

Stewardess: In this case of Emergency, Please don’t panic Ladies and Gentlemen. Parachutes will be provided on the crash-site and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat po!

Passengers: Waaaaah!

Stewardess: Sa ngalan ng Philippine Airlines, ng Ama at ng Spiritu Santo. Amen! Happy crash-landing everyooooone!

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