Who’s the Boss?
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be
A politician died, and immediately went to hell.
Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you shall stay for eternity.
The politician proceeds to choose a room. He opened Room 1. He saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their breast.
Politician: Disgusting! The room for me must be on the second.
So, he checked Room 2. But saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their chin.
Politician: Nauseating! This cannot be the room for me. The third one will be for me for sure.
Lastly, he checked Room 3. This time he saw people snacking and partying in a pool filled with poops up to their knees only.
Politician: This is it. Hey, Satan this will be the room for me!
Satan: Well then, get inside.
The politician excitedly went inside the room.
Satan: Ok people, party’s over. Now, back on your heads – lay down!Â
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