LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Choose your room

A politician died, and immediately went to hell.

Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you shall stay for eternity.

The politician proceeds to choose a room. He opened Room 1. He saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their breast.

Politician: Disgusting! The room for me must be on the second.

So, he checked Room 2. But saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their chin.

Politician: Nauseating! This cannot be the room for me. The third one will be for me for sure.

Lastly, he checked Room 3. This time he saw people snacking and partying in a pool filled with poops up to their knees only.

Politician: This is it. Hey, Satan this will be the room for me!

Satan: Well then, get inside.

The politician excitedly went inside the room.

Satan: Ok people, party’s over. Now, back on your heads – lay down! 




Who’s the Boss?

One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be

Read More

Search Jokes


Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!


When you sleep at 4am, is it going too bed to early or too late?


Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!