Hugot Lines – Volume 2
“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!” – Wennie Da Poh “Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo” – Ipis “Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.” – Hipon “Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao […]
Hugot Lines – Volume 1
“Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!” – Talong “Hindi lahat ng malakas, superhero!” – Putok “Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?” – Lego “Kapag ang katawan mo’y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo. Maya’t maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na […]
Bagong bra
Marites: Hon, bili mo nga ako ng bagong bra. Laylay na yung mga luma ko eh. Mario: Wag na hon. Di na kailangan. Sa liit ng hinahrap mo walang kakasya dyan. Marites: Ang kapal ng mukha mo ah, eh ikaw ba’t naka-brief ka pa din! SHARE RELATED POSTS
What’s the Password?
Jake was in his house when he was called for an office errand. So, he left for the office with his desktop computer open. Meanwhile, his wife Janna has long been suspicious of Jake. So she went to his computer and opened his emails, but she can’t open it unless she enter the right password. […]
X-Ray Vision Glasses
Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot ko ito. Saleslady: Garantisado pa yan mam. Wala pa po kaming return nyan. Nang pauwi na si Janice, sinuot nya ang X-Ray Gasses. Janice: Aba! Nakahubad nga lahat ng mga […]
Kung mainum ba
Si Goliat gikutasan ug laag. Unya, nangayo’g tubig sa silingan… Goliat: Day Mimi, mainum ning inyong tubig ngari? Mimi: Ah, naa ba gud diay tubig nga makaon. Goliat: Dili ba, tingalig hugaw ni inyong tubig. Mimi: Hugaw? Aw, hugasi! SHARE RELATED POSTS
The Mailbox
One afternoon Marie came out of her house to check her mailbox. Found nothing, she went back into her house. After few minutes, she came out to check again. Still, nothing there. She decided to take morning coffee. A little later, she checked the mailbox again. Nothing! She slammed the door of the mailbox and […]
The Metal Box
Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]
Vegetable garden
Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution. “When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested. Monina […]
The Hotdog Slicer
Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into that hotdog slicer.” He told himself. Bert is so obsessed about his fantasy that he started talking about it with his drinking buddies. “For peace of mind, just do it.” […]
