On the mirror

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Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]

Ano apilyedo mo

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Si sister nagtanong sa isang sakristan pagkatapus ng misa… Sister: Iho, ano nga yung apilyedo mo? Sakristan: Sekrreeeyt! Joke. Yung clue po ay lagi nyo na yun nahahawakan. Sister: Hesusmaryosep! Bayag ba apelyedo mo?! Sakristan: Nya, hindi. Rosario po! SHARE RELATED POSTS

A doctor losing his job

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A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such a shame to him and his professional circle. Knowing that he was a dashing and an accomplished veterinarian! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Mga hubad na istatwa

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Binisita ni Father Ed and kumbento ng mga madre. Nagulat sya at palihim na pumapasok-palabas ang mga madre sa isang tagong kuwarto. Kaya nung gumabi, kumuha sya ng flashlight as palihim din na pumasok sa kuwarto. Nagulat sya sa dami ng mga istatwang nakahubad. Maya-maya nakarinig sya ng mga yabag. May dalawang magaganda’t batang mga […]

Ring the Bell

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Si Macky ay isa sa mga seminaristang magpapari na matapus ang higit 12 taon sa loob ng seminaryo. Pero may pagdadanaan pa silang isang natatangin pagsubok. Rector: Kailangan nyong mapagadaanan ang kahuli-hulihang pagsubok bago kayo tuluyang maging pari. At ang pagsubok ay tatalian kayo ng maliliit na bell sa inyong mga itits, at pag ito […]

Conyo Blind Date

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Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo? Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero? Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot! Two […]

Heavenly Squirrels

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One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the surgical clinic went on fire and all three of them died. On the way to the gates of heaven and hell, they met St. Peter “Oh, hey dashing ladies,” greeted […]

The Metal Box

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Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]

Mahina ang tenga

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Isyot: Dok, ang hina na ata ng tenga ko. Pati utot ko di ko na rin naririnig. Doktor: Ganun ba. Inumin mo itong resita ko sayo ng isang lingo. Few days later… Isyot: Dok, naririnig ko na utot ko. Magaling na tenga ko! Doktor: Hindi iho. Lumakas na ang utot mo. SHARE RELATED POSTS

Swim test

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The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test is to jump on an empty swimming pool from a diving board and from their doctors will decide who’s well to be released. Tik jumped of the diving board and […]

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