Ring the Bell

Si Macky ay isa sa mga seminaristang magpapari na matapus ang higit 12 taon sa loob ng seminaryo. Pero may pagdadanaan pa silang isang natatangin pagsubok. Rector: Kailangan nyong mapagadaanan ang kahuli-hulihang pagsubok bago kayo tuluyang maging pari. At ang pagsubok ay tatalian kayo ng maliliit na bell sa inyong mga itits, at pag ito […]

Conyo Blind Date

Two Conyo DLSU Student making chika with each other: Kris: Hey Girl how was your blind date yesterday? Vanny: Yuck Talaga! He showed up with his 1940 model of Mercedez Benz! Kris: Huh! Why naman? It’s kind of expensive car pa kaya. Imagine, he still can afford it. Vanny: Hello! Puede ba Kris, he was […]

Heavenly Squirrels

One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the surgical clinic went on fire and all three of them died. On the way to the gates of heaven and hell, they met St. Peter “Oh, hey dashing ladies,” greeted […]

The Metal Box

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Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]

Mahina ang tenga

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Isyot: Dok, ang hina na ata ng tenga ko. Pati utot ko di ko na rin naririnig. Doktor: Ganun ba. Inumin mo itong resita ko sayo ng isang lingo. Few days later… Isyot: Dok, naririnig ko na utot ko. Magaling na tenga ko! Doktor: Hindi iho. Lumakas na ang utot mo. SHARE Share on facebook […]

Swim test

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The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test is to jump on an empty swimming pool from a diving board and from their doctors will decide who’s well to be released. Tik jumped of the diving board and […]

Mga Kumanta ng Eternal Flame

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Bulag: Close your eyes… Pilay: Give me your hands… Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating… Bobo: Do you understand… Manhid: Do you feel the same… Tulog: Am I only dreaming… Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame… Pipi: Say my name… Baliw: Sunshine through the rain… Bigo: My life so lonely… Doktor: They’ll come […]

Sekretarya at Boss

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Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho, bakit po sir? Boss: Para sa’yo ko na lang kunin mamaya! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Mayor at Koleheyala

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Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba nyan? Koleheyala: Oo naman! Sideline lang yan mayor. Blackmail talaga totoong raket ko.  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Sensitive

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Titser: Mam, kaya ko po kayo pinatawag kasi napakalikot po ng anak nyo. Mader: Oo nga po mam eh. Pasensya na po. Pero napaka sensitive po ng anak ko mam. Titser: Ah, ganun so paano ko sya dedesiplenahin? Mader: Eh, mam paluin nyo na lang yung katabi nya – tatanda na po yan! . SHARE […]