X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot ko ito. Saleslady: Garantisado pa yan mam. Wala pa po kaming return nyan. Nang pauwi na si Janice, sinuot nya ang X-Ray Gasses. Janice: Aba! Nakahubad nga lahat ng mga […]

Mag buwag ta!

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May-uyab nagkasulti-anay… Girl: Labs, unsa diay imong midol (middle) name? Boy: Unsay midol name ba?! Buloka pud nimo uy. Mag buwag ta! Ambi ang tanan nakong gamit apil ang akong wilding ring! Girl: Unsha? Wilding ring? Utro pud kang bulok. Magbuwag ta!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on […]

Worries and Troubles

One day, Tsong and Tsang were discussing about their forthcoming married life… Tsang: When we get married, I’d love to share all your worries and troubles as your wife. Tsong: Wow, that’s so lovely of you honey. But right now, I don’t have any worries and troubles at all. Tsang: Oh well, that’s because we […]

The Metal Box

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Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]

Lubak

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Pumunta ng birthday party and mag-syotang si Tsong at si Tsang. Pag-uwi, sakay sila ng kanilang motor at angkas si Tsang. Sumama ang tyan ni Tsong at di nya mapigilang mapa-utot. Naisip ni Tsong na isabay sa daanang lubak ang kanyang pag-utot para di mahalata ni Tsang. At nang may nadaanang lubak sabay putok ni […]

Sekretarya at Boss

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Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho, bakit po sir? Boss: Para sa’yo ko na lang kunin mamaya! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Subrang tapang

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Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?! Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi? Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute Binoy: Talaga! Saan mo nabalitaan yan? Sitoy: Kagabi – dun sa burol nya! Binoy: Ayun! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED […]

Sex ni lolo at lola

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Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo. Sasabihin ko kay lola mo, “Fuck you!”, sasagot naman sya ng “Fuck you too!” Ok na yun! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp […]

Last word

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A woman has always the last word in every argument… Anything a man says after that… Is a beginning of a new argument! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Good news at bad news

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Doctor: Mister at misis, meron akong good news at bad news sa inyo. Misis: Ano pong good news doc? Doctor: Misis, buntis ka. Mister: Eh, ano naman po yung bad news doc? Doctor: Mister, baog ka! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS