Who’s the Boss?
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be in-charge of the body and be the boss among us. Then we shall cast our vote. So, one by one, each body part explained and retorted each other… Blood: Well, […]
A throw for happiness
One day, a presidential family rides on a chartered plane for a trip… Pres. GMA: Hmm, what if I throw a cheque worth a million out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy? Mike Arroyo: That’s so thoughtful of you honey. But why not throw 2 cheques instead to make at least […]
Choose your room
A politician died, and immediately went to hell. Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you shall stay for eternity. The politician proceeds to choose a room. He opened Room 1. He saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their breast. Politician: Disgusting! […]
Give me your money
Very late one night a robber jumped into a man walking on the sidewalk and stick a gun into his rib… Robber: Give me your money, or else! Man: Hey, you can’t do this to me. You know, I’m a member of the congress. Robber: Well then, in that case — give me my money […]
In the Malacañang Palace
Meanwhile, in the Malacañang Palace… Priest: Next Sunday, I will preach about the sin of lying. For you to understand more about it, I want you to read Mark Chapter 17. Next Sunday… Priest: How many of you read about Mark Chapter 17? Only GMA’s hand raise up! Priest: Well, Mark has only 16 Chapters. […]
Gusto kung makatabi
Mike Arroyo: Glo, sakaling di ako makaligtas sa gagawing heart bypass surgery sa akin at pag namatay ako gusto ko sana makatabi ko sa libing sina Erap at Jingoy. Gloria Arroyo: Hon, di ba kagalit natin yang mga yan. Bakit gusto mo silang makatabi? Mike Arroryo: Eh kasi, gusto kong mamatay na kagaya ni Jesu […]
George Washington
Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hands, mam! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Exercise ni Erap
Erap nag-iexercise… Erap: 1… 2… 3… 4… Amen! 5… 6… 7… 8… Amen! Jingoy: Dad, bakit may pa-amen amen ka pa dyan? Erap: Eh, di ba nga sabi ng doctor ko “exercise religiously!” SHARE RELATED POSTS
Shampoo Ni Pacman
Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang world’s number one shampoo… Hidden Soldiers! SHARE COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang world’s number one shampoo… Hidden Soldiers! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Kaparusahan
Isang kawal ng hari nagkasala at nakatakdang paparusahan… Hari: Anong gusto mong kaparusahan, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet? Kawal: Mas gugustuhin ko pa na pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet. Hari: Hala sige mga kawal, tawagin si Jollibee! SHARE RELATED POSTS
