Order of the day

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A disgruntled guest entered into a restaurant and ordered… Guest: I’d like scrambled egg with egg white still slimy. With corn flakes so stale you can actually bend them. Waiter: (Surprised) Umm, you sure sir you want such order? Guest: Oh yeah! And please, I like grilled bacon all greased-up and toast that looks like […]

Pasa Load

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Juan: Tol, papasa nga ako ng P2 load, may i-text lang ako importante. Pedro send 2 peso load… Juan: [Received Message. Replied…] Thanks tol, narecieve ko na! Pedro: [Texted back…] Bugok! Wag ka mag-reply sayang load mo. Juan: [Replied…] Ah ok. Sige. Thanks! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on […]

Mga Kumanta ng Eternal Flame

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Bulag: Close your eyes… Pilay: Give me your hands… Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating… Bobo: Do you understand… Manhid: Do you feel the same… Tulog: Am I only dreaming… Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame… Pipi: Say my name… Baliw: Sunshine through the rain… Bigo: My life so lonely… Doktor: They’ll come […]

Surf at Tide

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Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig. Excited ka!? SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Funny Pictures Vol. 1

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Interesting and funny cartoon compilations for you to check. From simple cartoon reliefs we see in our daily lives to Superman spoofs. Check them out! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Subrang tapang

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Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?! Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi? Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute Binoy: Talaga! Saan mo nabalitaan yan? Sitoy: Kagabi – dun sa burol nya! Binoy: Ayun! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED […]

Wala yan sa tatay ko

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Tiks: Toks, alam mo ba ang galing ng tatay ko. Maniwala ka ba na yung taong lumpo, aba eh napaplakad nya. Toks: Ah talaga. Eh, wala yan sa tatay ko. Yung taong nakakalakad, nilulumpo nya! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Masakit ang tyan

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Dodong: Dok, ang sakit ng tyan ko. Ano ba nangyari dito? Doktor: Bakit, kailan pa ba nagsimula yan? Dodong: Simula lang po nung kumain ako ng talaba. Doktor: Eh, baka naman kasi sira na yung talaba. Nung binuksan mo may naamoy ka bang mabaho? Dodong: Ah ha? Binubuksan pa ba yun? . SHARE Share on […]

Paano mo sasabihin?

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong babae na mukha syang lalaki na di sya maiimbyerna sayo…? “Oy, friend and ganda mo naman. Alam mo, kamukha mo yung daddy mo!”  Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na ayaw mo na syang kausap na di sya magtatampo…? “Brad, alis na ako. Text text na lang!”  Paano mo […]

San Pedro

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San Pedro: Ikaw, ano kasalanan mo? Juan: Killer po. San Pedro: Hala, impeyerno ka! O ikaw ano kasalanan mo? Berto: Magnanakaw po. San Pedro: Ay sus, imperyerno ka rin. O, ikaw naman iha, ano kasalanan mo? Babae: Pokpok po. San Pedro: O sige, dun ka sa kuwarto ko! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter […]