Maraming tao

Sa isang sikat na fastfood resto nakisiksik at kumain ang mag ama… Tatay: Anak, sikat talaga itong fastfood na ito at ang daming kumakain. Nagsisiksikan na nga tayo oh. Anak: Oo, tay. Lagi nga kami dito kumakain ng mga kaklase ko. Tatay: Ah, talaga. Ba’t parang naluluha ka ata? Anak: Wala naman ho tay. Kanina […]

Mga puting buhok

Anak: Nay, ang dami mo na palang puting buhok! Nanay: Yes. Every time na nagpapasaway yung anak, dumadami puting buhok ng nanay. Anak: Ah ganun po ba? Kaya pala mommy puti na rin lahat ng buhok ni lola! SHARE RELATED POSTS

A throw for happiness

One day, a presidential family rides on a chartered plane for a trip… Pres. GMA: Hmm, what if I throw a cheque worth a million out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy? Mike Arroyo: That’s so thoughtful of you honey. But why not throw 2 cheques instead to make at least […]

Bugbog bago romansa

Dalawang misis nag-uusap… Glo: Mareng Tess, ayaw ko na talaga sa mister ko. Lagi nya ako binubogbog bago nya ako romansahin. Tess: Wala pala yang mister mo sa mister ko. Glo: Hah, bakit? Tess: Yung mister ko kasi, ako yung binubogbog. Tapus is yaya yung niroromansa! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Sino mas masarap?

Nakikipaglampungan sa kanilang maid si mister, habang si misis ay umalis kasama si driver. Maid: Sir, sino mas masarap, ako or si misis? Mister: Aba syempre, ikaw eh! Maid: Ah ganun! Eh bakit sabi ng driver nyo mas masarap daw si misis nyo kaysa sa akin? SHARE RELATED POSTS

Gawa Sa Lata

Baby: Nay, makikipag jamming lang ako sa mga ka-berks ko. Nanay: Ay naku, tumigil ka at gabi na. Baka ma-rape ka dyan. Baby: Wag kang mag-alala nay, gawa sa matibay na lata yung panty ko. Nanay: Sya sya. Hala sige, mag ingat ka! Few moments later… Baby: Hu hu hu! Nay, na-rape ako. Nanay: Paano? […]

Good Boy

Boy: Mommy, when I and dad were riding a bus, he told me to give up my seat for a lady standing beside us. Mommy: Very good son. We should always be gentle and helpful with others. Boy: But mommy, it wasn’t fair. Mommy: But why? Boy: Because I was sitting on daddy’s lap! SHARE […]

What’s the Password?

Jake was in his house when he was called for an office errand. So, he left for the office with his desktop computer open. Meanwhile, his wife Janna has long been suspicious of Jake. So she went to his computer and opened his emails, but she can’t open it unless she enter the right password. […]

X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot ko ito. Saleslady: Garantisado pa yan mam. Wala pa po kaming return nyan. Nang pauwi na si Janice, sinuot nya ang X-Ray Gasses. Janice: Aba! Nakahubad nga lahat ng mga […]

Puedi na ba mag Bra

Anak sigi’g hangyo sa amahan kung puede na ba kuno sya mag sul-ob ug bra… Anak: Dad, puede na ko mag bra. After all, I’m 18 na baya. Dad: Naunsa ka?! Dili puede, maduklan ta baya ka ron. Anak: But daaad, all my friends are wearing bra na! Dad: Hoy pag puyo diha, bayuta ka! […]