Crash landing

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Flight Stewardess Announcing… Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sabundok na walang paliparan. Passengers: Waaaaah! Stewardess: In this case of Emergency, Please don’t panic Ladies and Gentlemen. Parachutes will be provided on the crash-site and breakfast will be served to all survivors! Maraming salamat […]

Prusisyon

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Pari: Ok. Ang mga lalaki, sa karo ni San Jose sumunod. At ang mga babae, sa karo ni Santa Maria. Mga Bakla: Ay, kami father saan kami susunod? Pari: Hoy, mga bruha. Sumunod kayo sa akin! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Masarap na pulutan

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Isang araw, may isang lasenggero na nagyaya sa kanyang kumpare na makipaginuman sa isang handaan… Lasinggero: Pare sama ka sa akin sa handaan, may inuman! Kumpare: Sige lang pare! Lasinggero: Tara na pare, masarap ang pulutan don. Kumpare: Sige lang pare. Lasinggero: Bahala ka pare, sige pare bahala ka.. Pagkalipas ng ilang oras, bumalik ang […]

Sayawan

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May poging lumapit sa isang babaing nakaupo sa gilid… Pogi: Hi miss, tanong ko lang. Sasayaw ka ba? Miss: (Super kilig, sabay tayo). Yup, oo naman, sasayaw ako! Pogi: Hay salamat. Paupo nga! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Rosaryo

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Sa isang barko… Kapitan: Lulubog ang barko! Sino sa inyo ang marunong mag rosaryo? Juan: Ako ho kap. Kapitan: Sige Juan simulan mo na. Kasi kulang ng isang salbabida! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Ticket

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Juan at Pedro nag-uusap… Pedro: Badtrip pre! Nanuod ako ng sine kanina, ubos yung isan libo ko. Juan: Ha! Bakit?! Pedro: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Panay kasi punit nung babae, eh!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Tuwing Kasal

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Tuwing may kasal tinutukso ako ng aking lola… Ooyyy, sya na susunod! Tumigil lang sya nung minsan may pinuntahan kaming libing… Ooyyy, sya na susunod!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Pedro at Hudas

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Jesus: Ikaw Pedro, itatatwa mo ako ng tatlong beses pagkatapus tumilaok ng manok. At ikaw nman Hudas… Hoy Hudas, makinig ka! Wag kang basa ng basa ng jokes dyan!  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Bisaya killer

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One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way…   Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh? Woman 1: Hende bah!   Bang!   Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka din? Woman 2: Hindi ah! Killer: Ah ok. Ano pangalan mo? Woman 2: Tirisa!   Bang!   Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka rin noh! Woman 3: Hindi […]

Kindergarten

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In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked… Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 20? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 5 years old? Teacher: No! A little boy whispered to the girl, “I told you not to worry!”  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest […]