Conyo Blind Date

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Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo? Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero? Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot! Two […]

Conyo Jokes (Part 2)

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Yaya, can you make gamit na nga lang GPS to locate my prince charming… Baka he is just stuck somewhere out there lang! Ewww, yaya keep distance… Don’t make dikit on my skin… Because only Belo touches my skin!  Duh, one thing I hate about Christmas is that malls go on sale… Di tuloy ako […]

Conyo Jokes (Part 1)

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Conyo to a jeepney driver… Driver please stop the break. Here’s the bayad. Do you accept all major credit cards ba? Hi hi hi. So cute talaga is your boyfriend. Daddy, can you make buy her boyfriend for me na nga!  Yak! I’m so fat na talaga. Yaya, can you make sipsip my taba na […]

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