Conyo Blind Date

Two Conyo DLSU Student making chika with each other: Kris: Hey Girl how was your blind date yesterday? Vanny: Yuck Talaga! He showed up with his 1940 model of Mercedez Benz! Kris: Huh! Why naman? It’s kind of expensive car pa kaya. Imagine, he still can afford it. Vanny: Hello! Puede ba Kris, he was […]

Conyo Jokes (Part 2)


Yaya, can you make gamit na nga lang GPS to locate my prince charming… Baka he is just stuck somewhere out there lang! Ewww, yaya keep distance… Don’t make dikit on my skin… Because only Belo touches my skin!  Duh, one thing I hate about Christmas is that malls go on sale… Di tuloy ako […]

Conyo Jokes (Part 1)


Conyo to a jeepney driver… Driver please stop the break. Here’s the bayad. Do you accept all major credit cards ba? Hi hi hi. So cute talaga is your boyfriend. Daddy, can you make buy her boyfriend for me na nga!  Yak! I’m so fat na talaga. Yaya, can you make sipsip my taba na […]